SMack the World

2011-11-09T06:32:00.001-08:00

You know that game 10 finger, where you someone says something they have not done. Then everyone who has done it puts a finger

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2010-09-04T23:28:00.001-07:00

Would u rather meet a monster or b the monster? -meeet the monster

2010-08-24T09:21:00.003-07:00

V the seed.

2010-08-24T09:21:00.001-07:00

V A man ate an apple,
He spit out the seed.
The seed sprouted roots,
The roots grew into a tree.
The tree bor fruit,
A man ate the fruit.
The man spit out

2010-08-20T07:09:00.001-07:00

You know that say, "you don't know what you have, until it's gone." Well i now know what that feels like.

2010-08-18T13:45:00.003-07:00

S food.

they didnt eat it.

today they r in the hole.
and the husband is a soul

2010-08-18T13:45:00.001-07:00

S Her face was pretty
his was too.
they seemed to be happy
but no one said why.

her husband came home that night.
he came over for dinner.
she cooked the

2010-08-08T18:20:00.001-07:00

"Under cover. You need to lover her." -Lady Gaga

2010-06-19T18:00:00.001-07:00

Starbucks is my lord and savior. Cuz wen u are bored outta ur mind u can go down there read a local paper (LA Weekly) and get cruzzed no matter wat u look like.

2010-06-17T17:08:00.001-07:00

Do they still make power ranger seasons?

2010-06-16T22:31:00.001-07:00

Things to do senior year before graduation
1. Bonfire
2. Crunk it
3. Enchanted forest
4. Rage
5. Rave
6. Roadtrip

if your ninja and my ninja were in a fight who do you think would win? pshhh. why am i even asking? mine would beat the shit out of yours! hahah

2010-05-31T23:49:00.001-07:00

not talking to u for a week...cuz u and mauricio were little bitches

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How's your vacation going so far?

2010-05-31T21:13:00.001-07:00

good couldnt for it to be better

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as much as i love blogger...

2010-05-31T00:41:00.000-07:00

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i just think our love affair has gone become a strewn. we just like different thing now... i lik fast easy semi mindless posting that requires less then an hour per post in editing and typing. but blogger demands it! so i am offically renouncing all ties with you blogger! i love you and hope to keep intouch with you and all of ur other "friends" or other loves that i follow. but i hav to go to my new mistress Tumblr. i just love Tumblr way more. she is on my level. she lets me just pop in wen i want and however long i want. she is like my grandma always happy to see me and hear from me. yeah she wants my stays to be longer but understands that i cannot stay forever and that i will always b back. so blogger i loved you... but tumblr is my new blog. i hope we can stay friends. and you never noe wen i might want a dip in something different if you noe wat i mean... oh i think you do... incase i want some mobile love you are the only blog that will give that to me. Tumlbr is only in for a close non distant relationship. and mobile blogging is wat i love from you. so come visit me and tumblr at our new home here

Did i eat ur heart? =P

2010-05-31T00:26:00.001-07:00

monster... u ate my heart the day i bared my chest for u the first time

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hi dude...i know who u r but u have no idea about me...lol....just want 2 say hi...and nice blog pg..

2010-05-31T00:25:00.001-07:00

thanks i guess papi....kinda wish i knew who u were cuz i love to meet new people...and talking is my past time... if you could do me one favor though if u could just tell me how u noe me that would be awsome. cuz i love the whole anonymous thing but having some baring on who u are is more reassuring to a constantly moving mind like mine.. u noe?

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a my little pony!

2010-05-26T18:56:00.001-07:00

hahaha ur funny.. not gonna do it

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formspring.me

2010-05-25T23:43:00.001-07:00

ugh im just yeah so send me ideas for picture edits... or Q's are good too http://formspring.me/smackxc

hahahaha it took me a second to process your background FAIL!

2010-05-25T20:51:00.001-07:00

lmfao haha...its cool huh?

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lmfao, id like to know howd you meet yer bf.

2010-05-25T00:25:00.001-07:00

track meet against eagle cock...he goes to eagle rock

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so when are we hanging out?

2010-05-24T23:59:00.001-07:00

girl i barely hav time to hang out wit my bf...
but i wanna hang wit u befire i go back to school so we hav to set something up

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you did a good job on it, but she's still mine (:

2010-05-24T23:50:00.001-07:00

fuck nah bitch!
i did the wok on this bitch so she is mine!

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i really love your background. Smurfette is my bitch.

2010-05-24T23:47:00.001-07:00

too bad she is mine!
that shit took a fuckin hour!
i restatred three times!
the eyes took half the time!
dam man! now all i need to to is transfer it to paper

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why are people so interested in your dick? don't they know you don't have one ? (:

2010-05-24T23:36:00.001-07:00

bitch only cuz i gave it to u so that u could feel lik the man that u truly are in ur heart.. arent i good friend *tears of joy* T_T

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Whose is bigger, yours or your BFs?

2010-05-24T23:33:00.001-07:00

i think we are.....who the fuck are u!

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so sean, how big is your dick? circumcised?

2010-05-24T23:32:00.001-07:00

oh shit these all cam at once...and im big enough hun!
but i can tell u i am cut and proud of it!

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oh alright, omg u chased me wit a dead snake! u dick! tht wuz horrible.. but i still like u babe =)

2010-05-21T21:33:00.001-07:00

haha i like u too monster...i lik how u lik me even though i was a monster

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favorite color besides green? or red or black or any colors like that

2010-05-20T23:04:00.001-07:00

thats all of them bitch!! blu

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omg wut wuld she say!?

2010-05-20T22:56:00.001-07:00

nothing...and if she was she wuold be lik who is that from why is he asking

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LMAO oh wow.. nd u answered it like tht?

2010-05-20T21:53:00.001-07:00

yup i did haha...

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my shoulder hurts. massage please? (:

2010-05-19T00:05:00.001-07:00

ur funy

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im sooo hungry, i culd jus eat u! =P

2010-05-18T22:16:00.001-07:00

haha i want u too...i first saw this wit my mom over my shoulder haha

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you're so good looking! ( remember, i lie) (:

2010-05-18T09:46:00.001-07:00

but ur not rite now!

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Does your ASS like to talk shit?? X)

2010-05-17T20:26:00.001-07:00

no i dont

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HAVOK. that fits

2010-05-17T00:46:00.001-07:00

yeah

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ok tell me, jhonny,s mom has 4 sons. Their names R Penny, Nickel, nd Dime. What's her fourth son's name??

2010-05-17T00:27:00.003-07:00

johnny

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yes i need to ask, which is why i asked!

2010-05-17T00:27:00.001-07:00

ummm weather girl lady person....storm! no the brother of scott

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ok tell me, jhonny,s mom has 4 sons. Their names R Penny, Nickel, nd Dime. What's her fourth son's name??

2010-05-17T00:24:00.003-07:00

quarter

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If you were an x-men which would you be?

2010-05-17T00:24:00.001-07:00

do u need to ask

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are you circumsized? XP

2010-05-16T23:14:00.005-07:00

wouldnt u lik to noe

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why is vacation so boring?!?

2010-05-16T23:14:00.003-07:00

cuz we dont hav lives this weekend....

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rawwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr ima dinosaur. are you a dino too?!

2010-05-16T23:14:00.001-07:00

haha.... NO rawr imma tiger!

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why didnt you go2 pride? it wuz boomb!

2010-05-16T23:13:00.001-07:00

cuz i had to go to family stuff...

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is your penis big? lol. XD

2010-05-13T19:24:00.001-07:00

ok wtf? who is this?

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swallow or spit?

2010-05-12T21:49:00.001-07:00

depends on the taste

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I'm soooo happy that you found someone to be with that is so cool:)

2010-05-11T19:57:00.003-07:00

i am too

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who's this sexaay fella? SEAN! ^_^ <3

2010-05-11T19:57:00.001-07:00

hey...havnt seen u in foreva!

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depends wha you think about twinkies

2010-05-11T18:50:00.001-07:00

......not in the mood

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lets brawl, babydoll!

2010-05-10T19:45:00.001-07:00

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besides Puck, who is your favorite glee character?

2010-05-09T22:32:00.001-07:00

kirk

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the man in the brown sweater stole your twinkie!

2010-05-09T22:27:00.003-07:00

is that what i thinkit is??

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why are you such a tease?

2010-05-09T22:27:00.001-07:00

only cuz i really really lik u monsterbabe

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If you had a puppy, what would you name it?

2010-05-09T22:13:00.001-07:00

choclate trufflet

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for ever young?

2010-05-09T18:42:00.001-07:00

is a good line from a song

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what did she say??

2010-05-09T18:28:00.001-07:00

who say...is there a she i should noe??

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for ever young?

2010-05-09T18:27:00.003-07:00

is a good line from a song

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if the world had a candy bar and you had a pillow what would you do?

2010-05-09T18:27:00.001-07:00

ummmm wat am i supposed to do the world would be holding it in space....plus i would want the moon cookie instead of the candy bar

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were you ever a receiver? if you were? did taking it up the ass hurt like a bitch??

2010-05-07T23:43:00.003-07:00

um yes and yea i am only speaking the truth

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hey ur really cute, we shuld hook up sometime

2010-05-07T23:43:00.001-07:00

taken!! i belong to my monsterbabe...ur a week late

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was that your bf yesterday?

2010-05-07T12:31:00.001-07:00

yes yes that was <3

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the bird in the egg, and the egg in the nest, and the nest on the branch, and the branch on the tree, and the tree in the seed, and the seed in the hole...

2010-05-07T09:22:00.001-07:00

of ur mouth cuz u got hungry and cover it in choclate and ate it hahaha

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what would you do if you found a hippp in ur house? =O

2010-05-07T09:21:00.001-07:00

hope it is attached to a person that is dancing.... o.0

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SEAN IS HOOKED?

2010-05-05T22:45:00.003-07:00

on phonics hahaha sorry that was the dork in me

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lmao oh yea, i meant 2 say a little bird told me LMAO. =)

2010-05-05T22:45:00.001-07:00

lmfao i still love it monsterbabe

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a little bird ur MonsterBabe really likes u =)

2010-05-05T22:34:00.001-07:00

awh thats so sweet.. even if my monsterbabe doesnt noe grammar... still love you monsterbabe

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u seem so shy

2010-05-05T22:33:00.001-07:00

oh hunny then u dont noe me at all... im one of the most blunt out there people

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no? ok then, nvm

2010-05-05T21:31:00.001-07:00

yup yup... we r still gonna hang at her house..

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R U A VIRGIN

2010-05-05T21:30:00.001-07:00

r u kidding me....if im a virgin then a raccoon can drink from a glass

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lmao ok babe =) ahh i gtg get swim shorts 4 sat, im goin 2morrow

2010-05-05T21:20:00.001-07:00

we are not going to the beach anymore lol

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idk.. i dnt kno them.. i jus kno they r blue, nd the nurse one seems slutty =)

2010-05-05T21:18:00.001-07:00

haha i make u the slutty one

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ahaha tht little blue thing =) thts so cool!

2010-05-05T21:15:00.001-07:00

yup! omg wat smurf do u want?

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its ok, it wuz cute. u shuld make me a snoopy but u didnt hav the colors LMAO

2010-05-05T21:11:00.001-07:00

i noe..i can make u a smurf!

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did you think i wuznt gunna c ur youtube vid? =)

2010-05-05T21:04:00.001-07:00

eventually... i wanted to show it to u monster babe

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GLEE week

2010-05-04T19:45:00.000-07:00

Christina Aguilera - Not Myself Tonight (Official Clean Version)

2010-05-02T16:24:00.000-07:00

lmao okay u made the right choice lol

2010-04-29T22:04:00.001-07:00

yup...thats y i am stayin next year

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y is ur tumblr name suck mangos?

2010-04-28T23:15:00.001-07:00

cuz i lik sweet things in my mouth...or that fact that it is catchy... thank you @ggggginaaaaa

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Swim or track??? pick 1

2010-04-28T02:20:00.001-07:00

u suc...
i would hav to say............ track
dont shoot me!!

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Hahahai love what you ask kyle, how do you know him. P.S. i'm Whycantaheterosexualguy

2010-04-26T23:24:00.001-07:00

haha i lik wat i ask him too...and i hav him on facebook...

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[420] Game over bietch

2010-04-21T21:27:00.000-07:00

[4.21] Game Over FML

2010-04-21T21:26:00.000-07:00

2010-04-18T13:55:00.001-07:00

My sister is such a bitch. The only reason i came this weekend wqs for her ass...and now she being an ass. That shit fly!. I want to just rip up all this work i did on the winnie the pooh for her. But i spent so fucking long someone should enjoy it...and its not gonna b her ass i can tell u that rite now

D-I-N-O-S-A U-R A DINOSAUR!

2010-04-08T22:27:00.001-07:00

yeah!!

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in a world of my own alice and wonderlan

2010-04-08T21:38:00.000-07:00

cuz u noe i just love the song too much. the movie alice and wonderland has always spoken to me. i think it is cuz i think the way alice does. nothing would make sense from my head unless u were looking at it through a looking glass of ur own but also being mine, but still quite your own in a way that makes it seem like it is mine. haha try and follow that logic. well if u can see it as logic, but it quite profound if u were to be able to break it down.

u better be cool!!!

2010-04-08T06:19:00.001-07:00

duh im cool!

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jk SEAN CASEY MACK! u know who this is?

2010-04-07T22:00:00.003-07:00

duh! we be cool fig

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LOL.. omg.. haters do the exact same thing to me.. LOL.. its watever though..

2010-04-07T22:00:00.001-07:00

huh?

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:p ^most pointless "question" submission everrr lol

2010-04-07T21:22:00.001-07:00

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You're tacky and I hate you!

2010-04-07T21:09:00.001-07:00

thanks... i think i can say the same thing back to u

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dont worry sean, youre cool, those haters just hate cause they jealous. :D

2010-04-07T21:06:00.003-07:00

haha....

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well u should learn how to control that?

2010-04-07T21:06:00.001-07:00

control??

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formspring.me

2010-04-07T20:28:00.001-07:00

who has a formspring...i wanna add u to ask u questions...we can q2q http://formspring.me/smackxc

why r u an a**hole?

2010-04-06T22:22:00.001-07:00

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i am? i thought i was getting better.... :'( no one has told me that for a year. lik seriously no one has calle me that name for months. i trurely feel lik i am acting less lik and asshole.. i noe i am one but dont lik to be. i am only that way cuz everyone expects it of me. and since u expect it u are only friends with me cuz i am one. and if that is true then i am sorry but the day u or i graduate, i am not going to talk to u anymore. to the girl that worte this question to me i noe we talked about this question today... and no this blogpost is not directed to u... it is directed to anyone that thinks about me that way.

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2010-04-06T22:14:00.000-07:00

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so do u noe wat me and my friends hav been talking about lately?
no of course not u dont that is y u are reading this.. wel we hav to tak a bus to the pool everyday so let me tell u, if u hav been on a school bus with high schoolers lately u would noe som nasty ass shit happens. lik i hav seen almost every part of the body from the neck up licked, sucked, and kissed. Yes we love eachother that much.

now the last thing that we talked about that i feel like blogging about is making out. apperently i hav done some nasty ass shit wen i hav made out. i hav burped into the other person's mouth, picked food out of there teeth, tasted myself on them, and hav done some weird stuff with a white substance. <----that is all im going to say about that one. but i brought this up and every single person on the bus was like that has never happened to me. And all i could say was "i thought that was normal." and believe me that is normal compared to some shit that i hear. i mean come on play around and go past ur comfort zone lik i did, done and r doing! that is the only way u live. and boy hav i lived!

and now i think i will give some kissing advice cuz that was something important that came up too. Just some rules of thumb....(or things u should just do automatically)
-dont expect every kiss to be a make out session
-kiss more then the lips (be adventurous)
-do not hang off the person's lips unless they hav told u they lik that
-nibling is ok as long as it is on anything off of the face
-dont u dare bite the tongue
-eating is ok, kissing is ok, kissing while eating is not ok
-kissing in the rain is romantic........... the first time
-dont kiss someone if u made out someone else that day, u will taste different
-kissing is special, making out is fun
-and yes making out involves tongue
-dont be boring! move around a bit

hope this helps u... inoe i had to learn all this the hard way, so enjoy the wisdom!.....more like common sense.

u jack off?

2010-04-06T21:37:00.001-07:00

ummshould i even answer that?

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2010-03-21T11:26:00.001-07:00

Focus on back. 400 free warm up. 3 sets of: 2x200 free (w/ flips) on 2:45,4x100 back (w/ flips) on 1:45. Backstroke sprint work: 10x50 on :55. Oxygen capacity work: 20x25 no breather free on :45. Cool down easy elementary backstroke 100. Goal:3900. I want u to focus on technique (flips, backstroke arms hitting w/ pinky first + pulling across at ur sides, hard kicking during sprint work). Work hard! :) have a good sunday. C u tomorrow.

formspring.me

2010-03-19T22:56:00.001-07:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/smackxc

meets him....

2010-03-18T06:16:00.000-07:00

today is yet another meet... and all i can say is that i am already sick of this shit. not because i suck at my sports or that i hate the people, mostly because that i just dont want to do it. it is fun wen i get to the running, jumping or the swimming but everything before it makes me sick to my stomach. aif i could do everything without those feeling everything would be golden sunshine.

but it isnt that way. so i guess i will just go through it lik i noe i hav had to all the time.

so luv you all
ttyl

craigslist.....

2010-03-16T20:25:00.000-07:00

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so i was checking my email lik i normally do everyday...rather everyoth.....more lik....ok never shut up! but i found this one email that i said "WTF!" to!

Subject: Re: Craigslist ad
Date: February 26, 2010 6:38:23 PM PST
hey i saw ur ad on cl im jenn im 26 just looking to meet a cool guy to go chill with have some drinks and whatever else. write back so we can talk more if you are still looking to meet somebody.
ttyl

hahaha can u believe that shit! omg i would never post a thing on craigslist, let alone ask for some ass. i get enough of that shit by myself.... ok som..... fine i get enough! stop judging me!.....

but seriously i found this sick funny cuz i didnt make this email till two days after the email was sent.... that is just freaky shit rite there hahahaha

ok well im done now and balloons came on my tv.... and i hav a bad craving to pop a balloon now dam!

good grades?

2010-03-13T23:09:00.000-08:00

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so my progress report came into the mail last night.. and let me just say this.....sometimes good grades are a drag.

Call me a stupid ass bitch for saying that, but look at it through my eyes. i have been getting A's and B's in every single class, except 2, since i was in 1st grade. i noe what u are thinking, "mr wiz kid is bitching about stupid crap.... blah blah blah crap" but all i hav to say back to that is, yes. i am bitching about this... cuz it seems to me people, mainly my parents, only care about my grades or school if i am doing bad. and that is what hurts me the most....that i work my ass off to get these grades, and i seriously do, and all i get is an "oh okay."

what kinda shit is that! i noe life doesnt usually give recognition to the our accomplishments, but this is one of my few ones that i am truly proud of. All my times in sports can go to hell if i got even the slightest bigger reaction for my hard work in school. i dont think that is very much to ask for....is it?

i noe mostly everyone is gonna read this and say, "u stupid bitch take the grades and swallow ur pride." But pride is all i hav left. pride in myself is all i hav to show for my work. so i am going to cling to that shit as tight as i can possibly can! and no one will eer be able to take that from me. Cuz even if no one recognizes my hard ass work, then i can at lest in my pride.

luv you all