Thursday, April 8, 2010

D-I-N-O-S-A U-R A DINOSAUR!

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in a world of my own alice and wonderlan

cuz u noe i just love the song too much. the movie alice and wonderland has always spoken to me.  i think it is cuz i think the way alice does. nothing would make sense from my head unless u were looking at it through a looking glass of ur own but also being mine, but still quite your own in a way that makes it seem like it is mine.  haha try and follow that logic.   well if u can see it as logic, but it quite profound if u were to be able to break it down.
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u better be cool!!!

duh im cool!

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

why r u an a**hole?

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i am? i thought i was getting better.... :'( no one has told me that for a year. lik seriously no one has calle me that name for months.  i trurely feel lik i am acting less lik and asshole.. i noe i am one but dont lik to be.   i am only that way cuz everyone expects it of me.  and since u expect it u are only friends with me cuz i am one.  and if that is true then i am sorry but the day u or i graduate, i am not going to talk to u anymore.  to the girl that worte  this question to me i noe we talked about this question today... and no this blogpost is not directed to u... it is directed to anyone that thinks about me that way.
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so do u noe wat me and my friends hav been talking about lately?
no of course not u dont that is y u are reading this.. wel we hav to tak a bus to the pool everyday so let me tell u, if u hav been  on a school bus with high schoolers lately u would noe som nasty ass shit happens.  lik i hav seen almost every part of the body from the neck up licked, sucked, and kissed.  Yes we love eachother that much. 

now the last thing that we talked about that i feel like blogging about is making out. apperently i hav done some nasty ass shit wen i hav made out.  i hav burped into the other person's mouth, picked food out of there teeth, tasted myself on them, and hav done some weird stuff with a white substance.  <----that is all im going to say about that one.  but i brought this up and every single person on the bus was like that has never happened to me. And all i could say was "i thought that was normal." and believe me that is normal compared to some shit that i hear.  i mean come on play around and go past ur comfort zone lik i did, done and r doing!  that is the only way u live.  and boy hav i lived!

and now i think i will give some kissing advice cuz that was something important that came up too.  Just some rules of thumb....(or things u should just do automatically)
-dont expect every kiss to be a make out session
-kiss more then the lips (be adventurous)
-do not hang off the person's lips unless they hav told u they lik that
-nibling is ok as long as it is on anything off of the face
-dont u dare bite the tongue
-eating is ok, kissing is ok, kissing while eating is not ok
-kissing in the rain is romantic........... the first time
-dont kiss someone if u made out someone else that day, u will taste different
-kissing is special, making out is fun
-and yes making out involves tongue
-dont be boring! move around a bit

hope this helps u... inoe i had to learn all this the hard way, so enjoy the wisdom!.....more like common sense.
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u jack off?

ummshould i even answer that?

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