Tuesday, October 9, 2007

another day

so hey people
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if u just found this
hope i dont bore u
BUT
if im intresting i want u to let anyone know
ok
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so today was a normal day
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except i got juicey stuff on my friend T
ok this is not a guy
srry boys
she is my best homie
ok so she is one of my only homies
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well
she has this friend
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lets call him g boy
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so she was all flirty wit the guy
layin all of the tricks and lines on him
so she finally asks him out
(ok if ur an old fat dude, no afense, dont come lookin for these people)
and he tells her he is gay
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im all like wat the hell
didnt u say he was a cholo
(no affense)
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she is like i know
he looks straight and acts straight
BUT HE IS GAY
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ok so i asked her my true test
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has he had straight sex before
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guess wat his answer was?
...come on guess
......fine ill tell u
he has!!
so i had to break the news to her
he was all the way gay and might never go back
so she was all pissed at me
watev
so i finally reasure her
i told her to ask him if they could be...
brum roll plz....
friends wit benifits
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ok sounds korny but
it might work
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so any way
i need help wit my friend
plz give her some advice
send it to me and ill tell her!!!
this is my plee to u
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so while this was all happin
my other friend "YA"
yes that is his name
dont ask
noe of u would get his nick name
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so he was all askin about g boy
and he starts to critize the way we gay people make love
hell no
we have sex
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so i finally break down and ask him if he want s to know 5 times before i tell him
.. so he said he want ted to know every single time
so i told him every way i know
DOCKING
ASS FUCKIN
ORAL
ya that covers it
so ya he started to barf
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he held it in though
it was the fuckin funniest thing ever
he was all chokin on his barf
and ramin into gates
and freakin yellin as loud as he could
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thank god that our teachers dont give a rats ass wat we do
ay they were all talkin to students and each other while this hapined
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dude mrs. big was out there
she was laughin up a storm wit some of my friends
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then ms. nice
hell she is the worst
people r playin grab ass rite in front of her and she dont care one bit
it is freakin funny wat we get away wit
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my god
my school is so much fun
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SCM

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